They call me Laiqualaurelote. If you can spell it without looking, you are pedagogically more advanced than most of this species.

I am older than I look and younger than I talk.  I would like to think I write epics. Perhaps one day I will.

The genre I was born in is action/adventure, the genre I grew up in is humour. I am terrified of romance but can never seem to avoid it.  I stopped writing poetry two years ago, so every poem since then has been a delightful accident.  I have attempted several times to go into rehab from fanfiction, but I have never kicked the habit.

I hope we will all be dear friends and tell each other about all sorts of things.