Fanfiction is a very bad habit I have never been able to cure myself of, much to the sinister delight of many who live alongside me. Even after I abandoned my now-defunct account on Fanfiction.net, fanfic kept forcing itself out of my throat. I have given up resisting it, even though it earns me neither money nor critical acclaim and is generally a waste of my time (and of others’, who waste a lot of time being happified by it.)

Neither the characters nor the fandoms listed below belong to me; I lay no claim to what I can never achieve, at least not right now when I’m stuck playing in their sandbox.

Crossovers

A&A&A Boarding School
The most epic work of fanfiction I have ever been involved in – 34 chapters, 7 major fandoms and a list of characters that started at 45 but kept expanding. A huge excuse for my sister and me to hurl as many loved characters as possible into a giant crossover that has students from a multitude of fandoms battling it out against classroom enmity, sadistic teachers, the Phantom of the Opera and each other.

Also, as an accompanying piece of work: An A&A&A Christmas

Cochinita Pibil
A Robert Rodriguez Trilogy. Three stories from Sin City, El Rey and Mexico.

After Math

Collide
With the help of Howie Day’s lyrics, the trio find a balance in their complex trigonometric relationship. Written for Wenny’s birthday, can be considered a sequel to What Happened After Math.

Everything is Imperfect
Alex keeps ruining Maureen’s life. One-way Alex/Maureen.

National Service
A short snippet of Ben and Alex’s life in the grand army of Singapore. Crack, really.

Performance Task
Claire’s birthday fic. Alex and Maureen go on an unusual journey to a hospital for the love of Lyla (and their literature project). One-way Alex/Maureen.

Rain
A short, never-before-published ficlet about our two favourite quiet people in the rain. Slightly Alex/Grace.

Sins
Alex/Lyla and their seven sins.

The Older One
Drabble. A rare look inside the head of Patricia.

Triptych
A triptych is a series of three pictures that are connected in some way. Ben/Alex/Grace.

What Happened After Math
A nine-part fic that picks up six years after the events of After Math. Fundamentally Ben/Alex/Grace, but it has a bit of everyone else too.

Yvonne Goes To JC
A brief continuation.

An Inspector Calls

Fire, Blood and Anguish
During the blitz, Sheila recalls the Inspector’s words. This may be the only AIC fic in the entire world, I think.

Angel

Illyria
Much as I hate to declare, it’s an actual poem.  Written to Leonard Cohen’s ‘Hallelujah’.

Artemis Fowl

Business and Pleasure
Artemis never mixes business and pleasure. Jack finds them synonymous. Sparrowfowl, crossover between Pirates of the Caribbean and Artemis Fowl.

Consultation
Drabble. Artemis and Holly keep in touch. One-way A/H.

Discworld

A Hogswatch Carol
Six scenes of various characters in the snowglobe that is Hogswatch on the Disc.

A Lifetime Of Carols
Samuel Vimes Jr., piano-playing Watchman.  Written on request for Dude.

Agnes Sets Up
Drabble. Crossover between Good Omens and the Witches Arc. Agnes gets it all going.

Bovines with Bananas
Drabble. The Librarian manages, even in different bodies.

Calcium
Drabble. Susan deals with the cookie monster.

Klatchian is the New Black
Drabble. Love means not interrupting.

Operation Adopt-a-Stray
Drabble. Death has a mission. Susan is exasperated.

Running in the Family
Drabble. Crossover between Good Omens and Thief of Time. War goes to see War.

Seamstresses Have Long Memories
Rosemary Palm and Havelock Vetinari go back a long way.

Shepherd and Shepherdess
Drabble. Tiffany, looking for a lost lamb, meets the real shepherd.

The Caffeinated Lifestyle
Seven snapshots of coffee and cameras. Otto/Maladicta.

The Paths of the Dead
Aragorn finds himself in the Chalk in urgent need of an undead army. Crossover between Lord of the Rings and the Tiffany Aching arc.

Wedding Iconographer
Otto is always the one taking the pictures. William/Sacharissa.

Fables

Convalescence
Blue loses his arm to the Arrow of Dire Fate.  One-way Blue/Rose, unrequited; Bigby/Snow to some extent.  Warning for extensive and pretentious references to Sylvia Plath.  Written on voracious request for Claire.

From Dusk Till Dawn

After El Rey
Alternate ending in which Seth and Kate go to El Rey together. Seth/Kate. Part of the Robert Rodriguez Trilogy. Warning for swearing and a pairing that may constitute paedophilia.

Good Omens

Agnes Sets Up
Drabble. Crossover between Good Omens and the Witches Arc. Agnes gets it all going.

Running in the Family
Crossover between Good Omens and Thief of Time. War goes to see War.

Great Expectations

Satis
Or, Estella’s dream.

Hanazakare no Kimitachi e

Five Things That Never Happened To Nakatsu
What the title says. Sano/Mizuki, Nakatsu/Mizuki, Sano/Mizuki/Nakatsu, even some Sano/Kagurazaka thrown in for the heck of it. You name it, we got it.

Harry Potter

Emotion, Exclusive
Harry discovers, to his chagrin, that he really is insane.  Unrequited Harry/Snape.

Life and Death in Libraries
Remus thinks he’s going to die. Sirius doesn’t give a damn.  Sirius/Remus.

The Witching Hour
Midnight at 12 Grimmauld Place, and nobody is getting any sleep. Remus/Tonks, Ron/Hermione, implied Snape/Lily. Angst, humour, romance: it’s all here in this house.

King Kong

Triptych
Three ways Jack saw Ann. Driscoll/Darrow.

Lord of the Rings

The Paths of the Dead
Aragorn finds himself in the Chalk in urgent need of an undead army. Crossover between Lord of the Rings and the Tiffany Aching arc.

Neverwhere

Old Blood
Hunter dislikes old people. Implied Hunter/The Earl

Once Upon A Time In Mexico

Psycho
Drabble. What Sands saw in her. Sands/Ajedrez.

The Seven People You Meet In Mexico
Down south of the border, El and Sands run into some familiar figures. Crossover between OUATIM and Sandman. Part of the Robert Rodriguez Trilogy. Warning for Sands’ nasty mouth.

Pirates of the Caribbean

Business and Pleasure
Artemis never mixes business and pleasure. Jack finds them synonymous. Sparrowfowl, crossover between Pirates of the Caribbean and Artemis Fowl.

Rent

Family Values
Gail thinks she knows the new girl in town. Crossover between Sin City and Rent. Part of the Robert Rodriguez Trilogy.

Markèd
Mark discovers it isn’t cameras that he ought to be shooting with.  Crossover with Wanted.  Written on request for Natalie.

Sandman

The Seven People You Meet In Mexico
Down south of the border, El and Sands run into some familiar figures. Crossover between OUATIM and Sandman.

Sin City

Family Values
Gail thinks she knows the new girl in town. Crossover between Sin City and Rent. Part of the Robert Rodriguez Trilogy.

Stubs

Percentage
Amigo has vocabulary issues. Amigo/Popcorn Boy.

V for Vendetta

Anniversary
In the months after V’s death, Evey has to come to terms with the fact that he’s gone forever…or is he? V/Evey.

Wanted

Markèd
Mark discovers it isn’t cameras that he ought to be shooting with.  Crossover with Rent.  Written on request for Natalie.